"So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes."
A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

yyeeeSSSS  

super-mega-fangirl:

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

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thormal:

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston films scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 17, 2014 [HQ]

トムヒの魅力は殺人級!!!殺す気か!!

zarggg:

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

I was hoping this was What Would You Do when I saw the first image.

oomshi:

umbreeons:

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

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neonxwhales:

mediclopedia:

Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.


motherfuckin-pajamas:

deadkennedysandattractivemen:

A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.

I lost control about reblogging this picture. 

and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this. 

motherfuckin-pajamas:

deadkennedysandattractivemen:

A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.

I lost control about reblogging this picture. 

and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this. 

gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

YES  food  fave  

beautifulblacksheep:

williams-sonoma:

Skip the drive-through and get lucky.

DIY: Lucky Mint Milkshake

I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset

im-not-a-real-hero:

tomhiddleston-h:

10000bc:

what it means to be hispanic

I’M CRYING

SEE, MY PARENTS DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY I LIKE TO WATCH THE SPANISH CHANNELS.

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kurosukone:

True sibling protection

My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.